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Wednesday Whens-Day: Steven Seagal

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  • When you don’t have other binge-watching options;
  • When you actually have 22.5 hours (at a guess of 1.5 hours per movie) to binge-watch 15 consecutive Steven Seagal films.  See also previous Chuck Norris post.
  • When you mistakenly call Steven Seagal movies “films”;
  • When you realize that the average is 33 cents per movie, and you can’t afford even the current $9.70 price for a first-run movie theatre matinee;
  • When you remember that you’re not a Steven Seagal fan because you didn’t know he had made that many movies;
  • When you remember that you are a Steven Seagal fan and still didn’t know he had made that many movies.
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